Candy corn is objectively disgusting, so I don't know why I love it so much. Maybe because I am also trash?
For whatever Freudian reason, I'm a sucker for candy corn. Even worse, I'm especially drawn to limited edition candy corn flavors of other popular treats, because my taste buds are dead and my life is in a constant state of chaos. Most of these were discontinued many moons ago, but I've tracked down pictures of all the limited edition candy corn-flavored snacks I could find and ranked them based on concept and description, alone.
If you're on a similar life path as me and find yourself seeking out a long-expired bag of artificially-flavored chocolate to give you cholera, I pray this list finds you well: