Grossest Bath Bombs Ever, RANKED
It's no secret that bath bombs are horrible for vaginas.
Many of them contain harmful chemicals that disrupt the pH balance in vaginas, making women more susceptible to infections. While this is now semi-common knowledge among bath enthusiasts, some people still have the audacity to push the limits of what's considered comfort and luxury. The following bath bombs are real and exist in the world, only proving that if you care about your health, you should maybe switch to showers as soon as possible. These are the grossest bath bombs ever.
Lemon Lime Bath Bombs
Because who doesn't want to smell like seltzer water? This disgusting bomb fizzes in your water, turning it green and yellow. Sure, it's a DIY recipe, so chances are you can omit certain harmful chemicals as needed, but the idea of smelling like a mixed drink doesn't appeal to anyone. But hey, it's a great gift for Mother's Day...apparently.
▲Prosecco Bath Bombs
Yes, they look like garbanzo beans. Yes, they turn your water gold, so you can "feel bougie," and yes they make you and your bathroom smell like wine. "But now forget having a glass of Prosecco in your hand – you could have it in your bath water instead," wrote a reviewer. Do you hear yourself?
▲Cotton Candy Donut Bath Bombs
The ingredients include sodium bicarbonate, polysorbate 80, and sprinkles. Yes, these bath bombs include edible sprinkles. It also makes your bath water rainbow color, which is just bad for everyone.
▲Sushi Bath Bomb
In an extensive review on Reddit, one user of the legendary Sushi Bath Bomb had a lot to say. "You're left with black stains all around the tub and a lump of orange from the centre bobbing about," he wrote. "I got out, emptied some of the water and put the centre into my tea strainer and ran hot water through it. It turned the water a kind of dirty baby pink, if there is such a colour." Ingredients include Corn Starch, Talc, Glycerine, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, something called Brazilian Orange Oil, and cleaning alcohol.
▲Ramen Bath Powder
This one isn't a "bomb" per say, but it's still disgusting enough to warrant discussion. Japanese-based company Village Vanguard invented a unique selection of Ramen bath powders that allow you to bathe in, what is essentially, miso soup. Scents include braised beef and vegetables, spicy curry, hot-pot stew, and lo-mein noodles.
▲KFC Bath Bomb
If Ramen Powder isn't your style, Village Vanguard has also created the KFC Bath Bomb, which smells and looks like a piece of fried chicken. "It's shaped like a drumstick and will leave you soaking in deep-fried fragrances," wrote a reviewer.
▲Roast Beef Bath Salts
This is hands-down the most disgusting bath bomb on the market right now. It turns your bath water diarrhea brown and yet smells like brown sugar and fig?
▲1. KFC Bath Bomb
2. Roast Beef Bath Bomb
